hank
 you for coming.  You have wandered upon an entrance to The 
Labyrinth.  Many, many years ago... before there was a world wide 
web, this opening did not exist.   Then... POOF!  In a flash, 
the web appeared.  To these overwhelmed eyes, the web looked and
felt like some sort-of labyrinth.  So, I set out to find others
that could help me care for our discovery.  Together with the 
other keepers of The Labyrinth, we thought it would be fun... or,
that it could be fun.... perhaps even, that it should be fun?
Here are a few things that you might want to know before you head
inside:
 
-  There are at least twelve (12) separate paths that can lead
you to treasures, prizes and rewards.  (For instance, 
although the original entrance has
changed in appearance over the years, it will surely help guide you 
to a clue or two.)
-  Of the hundreds of millions who have entered, none have returned 
with all dozen prizes.
-  Some people ask, "is this timed?  Is there a time limit?"  Well,
we took your question to the king, King Arthur.
And, he said, "What in your life isn't timed?  I might go so far as to say
that you are now one (1) minute closer to your death."  
Wow!  One minute closer to death?  Hadn't you better hurry?