Dear Mr. Santana:
Thank you for your attention. Your name first started coming up when we began work on the concept for an interactive game. In a vision from the Almighty, she suggested that we study the lyrics. One thing led to another. And, I called your office in San Fransico. However, Jorge said you were too busy.
I wish you would reconsider, as we could really use your help.
ps Haven't you been speaking to Jesus' surrogate mother?